Thursday, February 1, 2007

Todays Loot: $908.00 and a Soda

I have been staying away from the department store lately. For awhile, I was making a killing from the stores. I would go into the store and would pick up cds, tvs, dvds, and food. I had figured out a way to beat the security alarms by the door. I would wait till I saw someone checking out with an idea that would trigger the alarm. I would walk out with them. When I hit the door with them, I would trigger the alarm and the poor person walking next to me would be stop by the employee thinking they forgot check something out. Ha,Ha I beat the system.

10 comments:

Svetlana Smith said...

I wish I had your power. All I can do is be a glowstick. And make fireworks from my fingertips. Oh, and drive raver kids nuts.

But...I did manage to procure myself a laptop by distracting someone at Best Buy. I hate Best Buy. People there suck.

~Lana

Cheek said...

I'm not quite as good as you, Claude. Today I got a $1.74 and a six-pack of Wild Cherry Pepsi. Baby steps, I guess...

Tarot said...

Any Walmarts near you? You might wanna try there. Their door alarms are really messed up. Sometimes they go off for no reason and quite a few of the staff mess up on deactivating the alarm magnets.

Claude said...

But...I did manage to procure myself a laptop by distracting someone at Best Buy. I hate Best Buy. People there suck.
Your damn right.

I'm not quite as good as you, Claude. Today I got a $1.74 and a six-pack of Wild Cherry Pepsi. Baby steps, I guess...
Your getting there. Try for a bag of chips.

Any Walmarts near you? You might wanna try there. Their door alarms are really messed up. Sometimes they go off for no reason and quite a few of the staff mess up on deactivating the alarm magnets.
I love walmarts for that reason alone.

Tarot said...

By the way...many happy returns!

D.L. Hawkins said...

Oh, dude, can you pick up a 12" vinyl next time you hit up an HMV or something...? "Ebony & Ivory" - Stevie Wonder. Thanks a bunch, dude!

Tarot said...

Claude, I just gotta tell you that you are one expert thief! As near as I can tell, we haven't met as yet and you still managed to nick something of mine, not that I'm complaining =)

Well done!

T said...

How do you steal so much and still look homeless?

Tarot said...

T

I think that's his own comment on the sad state of society...

Besides, he told me that outfit is very comfortable.

Tarot said...

Claude, I dunno where you've gotten to but I hope you're OK.
You are missed.
~Tarot