Sunday, January 28, 2007

Todays Loot: $500 and a Laptop

I finally have been able to steal a decent laptop. I am very careful about stealing them because to sell them I need to have powercords with them. I find broken ones all them time and use them to switch harddrives with the stolen ones to keep the cops off of me. The cop would never see me so it shouldn't matter.

I have been hanging out on the roof of this apartment building. I found a bird pin that someone has built. One day, a bunch of pigeons showed up. I had some extra food so I feed them. The next day they show up again. They would go into the pin and I shut it. The day after that, I stole some feed and let them out. About an hour later they would back into the pins. So they its their freewill choice to be there. I didn't want them but I have gotten used to taking care of them.

6 comments:

Mr. Muggles said...

Pigeons are just flying rats.

Svetlana Smith said...

I CAN SEE YOU.

~Lana

PS: I'm kidding. I can't.

Lara said...

Claude, I believe you're a well-spoken man. So why the bad grammar and spelling in this blog? Are you trying to type while you walk?

Tarot said...

If I die tomorrow I wanna come back as one of your pigeons : )

Claude said...

Claude, I believe you're a well-spoken man. So why the bad grammar and spelling in this blog? Are you trying to type while you walk?
Yes, I was. Sometimes It is hard to stay still long enough to write a good blog.

Tarot said...

Yikes! Invisible and still needing to be constantly on the move! That's gotta bite. Let me know if I can lend you a hand with that. You should see what I can do with my cards...