Todays Loot: $908.00 and a Soda

I have been staying away from the department store lately. For awhile, I was making a killing from the stores. I would go into the store and would pick up cds, tvs, dvds, and food. I had figured out a way to beat the security alarms by the door. I would wait till I saw someone checking out with an idea that would trigger the alarm. I would walk out with them. When I hit the door with them, I would trigger the alarm and the poor person walking next to me would be stop by the employee thinking they forgot check something out. Ha,Ha I beat the system.